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		<title>Comments on Coffee</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8221; I think it&#8217;s great. I mean, I literally have it whenever I can. I&#8217;ll start with a cup first thing in the morning, and then another on the way to work. It&#8217;s free at work, too, one of the few reasons that keeps me there. I have another cup right after lunch and another [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8221; I think it&#8217;s great. I mean, I literally have it whenever I can. I&#8217;ll start with a cup first thing in the morning, and then another on the way to work. It&#8217;s free at work, too, one of the few reasons that keeps me there. I have another cup right after lunch and another before I go home at the end of the day. Saturday night, favorite drink: vodka Red Bull. &#8220;  &#8211; Augustus Caesar, Emperor of Rome</p>
<p>&#8221; It&#8217;s f- f- f- f- f- f- fantastic. &#8221; &#8211; Mao Zedong</p>
<p>&#8221; That caffeine stuff? Don&#8217;t touch it myself. I have some friends who drink regularly, and that&#8217;s ok, but it weirds me out when they give it to their kids. &#8221; &#8211; El Cid</p>
<p>&#8221; A consumer product from HELL. &#8221; &#8211; Brigham Young</p>
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