william from texas

” I think it’s great. I mean, I literally have it whenever I can. I’ll start with a cup first thing in the morning, and then another on the way to work. It’s free at work, too, one of the few reasons that keeps me there. I have another cup right after lunch and another before I go home at the end of the day. Saturday night, favorite drink: vodka Red Bull. “  – Augustus Caesar, Emperor of Rome

” It’s f- f- f- f- f- f- fantastic. ” – Mao Zedong

” That caffeine stuff? Don’t touch it myself. I have some friends who drink regularly, and that’s ok, but it weirds me out when they give it to their kids. ” – El Cid

” A consumer product from HELL. ” – Brigham Young

In the kitchen.

Me: Hey, there’s no more dark roast biological Indonesian coffee left. No more light roast either.

Roommate: So what? Use the fairtrade eco-label North African stuff.

Me: Nah, man, I don’t like that one, and I already had the Lugano ristresso Persian blend this morning. Can you run to the store and get some for me?

Him: What? Are you kidding me? Go yourself.

Me: Aww, I’m just reeeeeeally busy, you know? And I need some coffee to help me concentrate. Come on.. !

Him: No way! What you’re asking is impossible. And just so you know, I had a cup of the last batch of coffee, and it was delicious.

Me: (sad puppy face)