Virus-Induced Productivity

February 1st, 2010

Creating something from nothing is always a challenge. Today I have been sick in all the wrong ways, which called for creating something from something else. Normal rules need not apply.

Unlike my typical day, I woke with a bed-fellow, which I deduce is a cousin of the Russian influenza. Just like a Russian who invites them self over, it hasn’t been so terrible, though I do feel an invasion of my private space. Predictably (and typical for such house-guests), it cooks but never cleans. In my case my lungs have been boiled and everything else is a mess.

So, first thing this morning I created baby-step goals for myself:

5 Lists to Create While Sick

  1. List Things That I Dislike About Being Sick
  2. Bathroom-Related Products I Should Buy
  3. Organizing Shoes: 25 Steps
  4. People With Birthdays in January, and How to Say “Sorry I Forgot”
  5. 10 Methods to Intellectually Stimulate the Cat

While only satisfactorily crossing one of them off of my list, I count the creation of the list as a personal accomplishment in itself.

Comments on Coffee

January 26th, 2010

” I think it’s great. I mean, I literally have it whenever I can. I’ll start with a cup first thing in the morning, and then another on the way to work. It’s free at work, too, one of the few reasons that keeps me there. I have another cup right after lunch and another before I go home at the end of the day. Saturday night, favorite drink: vodka Red Bull. “  – Augustus Caesar, Emperor of Rome

” It’s f- f- f- f- f- f- fantastic. ” – Mao Zedong

” That caffeine stuff? Don’t touch it myself. I have some friends who drink regularly, and that’s ok, but it weirds me out when they give it to their kids. ” – El Cid

” A consumer product from HELL. ” – Brigham Young

Negotiating with Roommates

January 25th, 2010

In the kitchen.

Me: Hey, there’s no more dark roast biological Indonesian coffee left. No more light roast either.

Roommate: So what? Use the fairtrade eco-label North African stuff.

Me: Nah, man, I don’t like that one, and I already had the Lugano ristresso Persian blend this morning. Can you run to the store and get some for me?

Him: What? Are you kidding me? Go yourself.

Me: Aww, I’m just reeeeeeally busy, you know? And I need some coffee to help me concentrate. Come on.. !

Him: No way! What you’re asking is impossible. And just so you know, I had a cup of the last batch of coffee, and it was delicious.

Me: (sad puppy face)

digital slr

January 18th, 2010
This was easier than I thought it'd be.

This was easier than I thought it'd be.

they call me nostradamus

January 14th, 2010

i successfully predicted the mp3 player and the iphone. add this to my list of ‘things that i predict will come true’:

the internet has shown that small portable electronic devices (such as smart phones or netbooks) that can interact with what we know as the internet have an important role to play. a digital picture is instantly shareable on the web with family and friends, so film will eventually be replaced. this is not to mention the ongoing costs of film processing. i predict, therefore, that in 2010 digital cameras will become extremely popular.

flight of the continentals

January 11th, 2010

i had no idea what we were flying over at the time (texas, duh), but i’ve since discovered that my high school and neighborhood are in the first pic below. i am very happy with my new camera toy! allez..

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The Working Guy Living With Musician Roommates

January 6th, 2010

wakes up at 3 in the morning.

The Working Guy: Hey guys, can you cut it out? I’ve got work in the morning and you’re having a powwow out here.

Roommate’s Hippy Friend: Hey man, we’re just tryin to have some positive beats, you know?

WG: You’re banging a drum outside my door, and I don’t even have a door, just this stupid piece of cloth.

Roommate #4: Oh, sorry. Maybe we can take it to mezzo forte.

WG: Maybe you can take it to the kitchen.

Roommate #3: But would you like some wine?

WG: Well, ok, if you insist.

Hippy: Duuude.

interspace species

January 6th, 2010

Quick!

Imagine you are the last human alive, and you are trapped on a spaceship with the last cat alive. Top 5 things you bring with you?

  1. The complete Monty Python dvd collection
  2. Enough canned fish for both
  3. Kitty claw clippers
  4. Lots of little pieces of string
  5. Mariachi music

MyTube

January 1st, 2010

See if you can access these same videos that I found much inspiration at this guy’s blog. Video’s 2 and 3 were the best, but they’re quick. Ira Glass, a radio show host, on some story-telling philosophy.

One of my favorite take-away quotes: “If you’re not failing, you’re not going to get lucky.”

And how about this quick one as well:

12 months. How many adventures?

December 12th, 2009

Here’s a challenge: find a piece of paper. On it, write down the names of the months, up and down. Now next to each month write something that happened to you in that month, 2009. Continue this trend for all the 12 months of the year.

How was your 2009?

Major events in my year, in no order but by month:

  • Jan: New Years in Amsterdam
  • Feb: Carnival with roommates
  • Mar: I meet a girl
  • April: Music and film festivals in Rotterdam
  • May: My birthday
  • June: Mom visits, I get a new camera
  • July: Trip to China, Dad and nephew visit, Camping on the beach
  • Aug: Girlfriend returns from traveling, I have a fight with a roommate
  • Sept: I have work in Brussels, I make friends with some lawyers
  • Oct: I work less, Girlfriend and I breakup
  • Nov: New friends and roommates are great, Thanksgiving
  • Dec: Christmas in Texas, New Years in Amsterdam